by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

I'm 19 years old, I'm a young comedian I hate that term, "young comedian", you know I prefer "prodigy" And people, they pigeonhole me as a comic You know, which is so dis

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

She has cried, tears of blood all night long Pregnant virgin, long before the age of Christ In a spring, she had met a male demon Incubus, he had raped her mind Mary was her name Though aware that she

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

Art is dead Art is dead Art is dead Art is dead Entertainers like to seem complicated But we're not complicated I can explain it pretty easily Have you ever been to a birthday party for child

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

We got a little serious there. I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting", And we're back. Do you guys like impressions? (Yeah.) "Why?" That was Socrates.

by Bo Burnham on album what.

I met a homeless man named Rich Isn't that terrible I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating I saw a giraffe that had a short neck That

by Bo Burnham on album what.

I believe there is nothing more manily one can do than take a shower with 5 other guys, It's true, it's not a joke its early cavemen you know. Cromagnium wandering through the fog, scrubbing 5 othe sa

by Bo Burnham on album what.

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No if's, and's or but's. I fuck sluts. I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking, You'll need a serene night to

by Bo Burnham on album what.

The books you think I wrote are way too thick Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick And I don't watch you when you sleep Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence t

by Bo Burnham on album what.

This songs about how deep I am I'm really fucking deep bro So deep that it's called "Hashtag Deep" Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air? Me neither Ha

by Bo Burnham on album what.

Tonight at 10 The world is ending again And we know why and when So you better watch We got a bit with some feminist chick And also a picture of a starlet's crotch! Two people died, a double h

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

I saw a rainbow on the day my grandma died; fucking lesbian For 15 cents a day you can feed an African; they eat pennies Old peoples' skin sags because it is being pulled toward the underworld A kid i

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words (Deluxe Edition)

I saw a rainbow on the day my grandma died; fucking lesbian For 15 cents a day you can feed an African; they eat pennies Old peoples' skin sags because it is being pulled toward the underworld A kid i

by Bo Burnham on album what.

sluts sluts I fuck sluts sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts no if ands and or buts I fuck sluts I fuck sluts nice girls are nice but no good for nut sucking dont need need a serene night to green ligh

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

Art is dead. Art is dead. Art is dead. Art is dead. Entertainers like to seem complicated But we're not complicated I can explain it pretty easily Have you ever been to a birthday Party for children

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words (Deluxe Edition)

Art is dead. Art is dead. Art is dead. Art is dead. Entertainers like to seem complicated But we're not complicated I can explain it pretty easily Have you ever been to a birthday Party for children

by Bryan Adams on album Bare Bones

It still feels like our first night together. Feels like the first kiss It's getting better baby No one can better this. Still holding on You're still the one. First time our eyes met Same feeling I g

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words

(I went to a Catholic school for four years, and I also went to garage band for 20 minutes, and this is the product of that. Hit it.) All the seats at the Sunday masses, Filled with the mass's massiv

by Bo Burnham on album Words Words Words (Deluxe Edition)

(I went to a Catholic school for four years, and I also went to garage band for 20 minutes, and this is the product of that. Hit it.) All the seats at the Sunday masses, Filled with the mass's massiv

by Bo Burnham on album what.

So we're about half way through the show, so I think its time to talk about how deep I am and I'm pretty fucking deep, guys #deep Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take

by T.J. Miller on album The Extended Play E.P.

Don't go to the bathroom, I see you You tryna leave right now Cus you gunna shit yo'self these last rap battles were so good Comin' to the stage right now King of the YouTube while you where on your m